Here it is,
If I could describe this week in one onomatapeia, it would be VROOOM. You think you've heard the last of it until it comes screaming back less than 10 minutes later. Cars are cool, right? Even in middle-of-nowhere California, car ego competes and competes until there's no muffler. I'll have to try it when I get home. What happened this week? We got our carpet cleaned, that was nice. We met a new friend! We taught her online, she has friends she met online that reffered her to the us missionaries, which is exciting. Saturday morning we had a service project, we drove south to meet 6 other elders at a members home, we cleared granite rocks from his backyard, it was nice to labor again. He also has a 17 acre orchard behind his house, so we checked that out. He grows walnuts, I think. Did you know, farmers graft walnut sprouts into peach tree trunks for some reason? The walnuts come out with peach skin outside of their shell and that is wack. Maybe it makes them bigger? The roots grow faster? I wasn't paying that close attention, but it was still a good walk. I've been notified I'll be staying in Selma for the next 6 weeks. You know, unless I get moved to compensate for the incoming reassignees at weekly intervals. It's been fun in Selma, just wish I could see what it looks like! Elder Grant and I went on a bike ride for fun. To my surprise, no one tried to hit me! Could it be the lack of missionary apparel? Or were people feeling particularly good-natured on such a beautiful afternoon? I've sided with the latter. Thank you for taking time to read this email, in all sincerity, I tried my best to make it fun. I do believe I've run out of words. Happy Memorial day? I'm celebrating by changing my contacts.
There it was,
Elder Gneiting
Elder Grant and I picked cherries, and other shenanigans.